4/20 Hollandaise It
ISSUE #1
It's 4/20 and every time I smoke weed I have to sit in the bathroom for fifty minutes or I'll throw up or poop, or both.
I still do not learn from this. The last time I smoked weed was two days ago (we're all friends here).
In honor of my body and my choices, here are eleven songs I put on when I'm high to calm me down. Because maybe you want to partake today, even if you're prone to freak-outs. Let's help each other!
Love me some eggs benedict,
Jeff
Every year, spring comes back. At least there’s that. The sun’s non-scorching warmth remains the greatest balm for the mind and skin. It’s as good a time as any to step away from slopaganda—the flowers are here again! So, here’s my annual playlist of the soothing and the meditative, the peaceful and the pastoral.